There once was a story that read:

There once was a homely little bird born in a barnyard who suffers abuse from the others around him until, much to his delight (and to the surprise of others), he matures into a beautiful Swan, the most beautiful bird of all.

This is the story of the ugly duckling.

I bring us back to this childhood throwback because God’s greatest gift “Tom Brady” has been receiving some backlash about his high school year book photo, some saying he was an ugly duckling….

Let’s all break this picture down together.

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  1. Tom’s hair is the definition of perfection. This hair just lets you know what he’s all about. I’m mean, rugged, and down to earth, play a few video games, like scary movies and woke up 15 minutes ago.
  1. The poker stare. Tom has been perfecting his game face since the beginning of time, gotta look serious to be taken seriously,

p.s. the girls at Brady’s alma mater, Junipero Serra High School in San Mateo, Calif are still drooling over this., guarantee it.

  1. Although you can’t really see the shirt you can tell by the off-colored collar, open chested, that he was destined to be with a super model and be the face of uggs.

 

To conclude,

Throughout deflate-gate and this this season Tom was still feeling doubted by all the other swans. However after his 5th super bowl victory Tom was shocked to see that the other swans welcomed and accepted him, only to realize by looking at his reflection in the Lombardi Trophy that he has grown into one of the greatest legends of all time. The flock takes to the air, and the now beautiful swan spreads his gorgeous large wings and takes flight with the rest of his new kind family.

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